truck stops

[Bedford-29]

Like the the old saying like rat up drain pipe .I`m glad it was you had to take rest in bunk when it comes to changeover dominodc122.

[rogf24]

I bet you'll be even more sick if the ship was rocking harder, so at least you're not a seamen (pun intended).

[dominodc122]

There was no way I was camping in THAT bunk after that escapade...and I gave him complete crap from the dickie seat beside him from Dubbo to Boggabilla Roadhouse (...'aw cmon Chrisso...yull be right in the bunk! ..'F**K OFF RAT!!!" is all I got the rest of the way (I didn't hear what the yardies found in there , but I can garantee the cleaner had some raised eye brows! I got the little cretin 4 shifts later and he was all nice to me for some reason (Sh*t ...go figure!!??)

[smitty]

There was an old coach cap'n for McCaffs who had the incredible ability to pull a root from anywhere. One night he pulled two ladies off a Brisbane bound coach at Kempsey, had his way with them and put them back on the next northbound 2hrs later. I can't be so lucky..

[Trusting wife]

Good morning, it's sad to say, I am married to a truck driver and I trusted him completely, I never would of believed that he would be unfaithful or that as an interstate driver mostly running express would have any time to have sex let alone pay for sex. Well how wrong was i, I have recently found out that he has been unfaithful and paying for sex for the last 20years up to 5 times a week. Since he came clean and confessed this, I can tell you that yes they are at truck stops, yes there is multiple brothels and massage parlours in a close vicinity of the truck stops, yes there are private escorts up and down all routes in all states working out of motels where trucks can pull up close by. Now I am aware of most brothel locations, I see up to a dozen trucks pulled up on the opposite side of the road visiting these places on my way to and from work. That's before 7 am and around 315pm.

[Big Engine Mechanic]

A drunk, stoned and foul smelling 30's indigenous female named "Bertha" from "Rocky" walked up at Berowra.
"Have either of youse got any smokes?"
Nah sorry, I just ran out.
"Are youse going to Brisbane?"
I'm going up that way, but I can only go to Beresfield, you'll catch another lift there easy.
"Take her to Brisbane!" yells Mr Scania. F***en, shoosh. Mr Scania's car needed a boost, so to make sure she didn't steal anything I got her to hold the torch and stay outside.
Got to top of the Hawkesbury "I feel all funny, I gotta lie down in the bed."
Please don't get in there, that's my bed with my clean sheets. You'll feel sick if you lie down.
"Nah I reallllly want to lie down."
Look, if you lie down there, the next thing you see will be a cop dragging you out by the hair. If you want a ride, sit down.
10 minutes pass.
"I'm getting hungry and I really need a smoke. Can we stop somewhere?"
Yeah I haven't had dinner yet either, we'll pull up at Wyong for a minute.
"Can you buy me some food? I'm really hungry. Some chicken and some chips. I'm so hungry."
I don't know what they have, but I will get us something from the servo.
In the next 20 minutes, she asked every minute without fail how far away we were.
We finally stopped, they had a board with three things, like a pie, drink and chocolate for $7. She got a sandwich and chocolate milk, shampoo and soap. I got a pie, iced coffee and a cherry ripe and smokes. Got going, ate our food, couple smokes.
10 minutes pass "I really need to lay down".
No.
"How about a root then"
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No. I'm have a missus and I'm catholic, plus I just had one today.
Unphazed, "how long to where you are dropping me off?"
I tried making small talk, but it was invariably met with "how long now?" and questions about what was there at Bero.
Dropped her off at the BP, no thanks or goodbye, took one of my pillows which I let her have cause it was pretty gross anyway, and that was that.

I don't know if she was upset for being knocked back, or too drunk to care. It made me wonder if she was just there for a shag, but I'm not the kinda person to say no because you're stinky, drunk, most likely a carrier for various diseases and i cant imagine you've had shaved your box in 20 years. She pulled a cask out of her bag, ripped off the cardboard carton and left it on the floor.

I still have her stinky hat.

Daz

I've heard that Big Bertha story before, another one is Nikky Bugg if anyone knows her I've put her in jail. I know alot of truck stops have hookers on illicit drugs and alcohol. The truck stop BP on Grand junction road Adelaide has tightened their rules that only truckies can use their facilities not bus/couch drivers, security guards, tourists etc because of covid 19. As for the box thing are you talking fully off or half off ? Because I can't enjoy a nice pint of Guinness with out the froth on top. As for Adelaide Metro bus drivers do they really get sex everywhere ? Because all I see is girls chatting up bus drivers so they don't get angry when they don't pay for a fair, I've seen the same girls do it almost everyday.

[Daz]

Because all I see is girls chatting up bus drivers so they don't get angry when they don't pay for a fair, I've seen the same girls do it almost everyday.

It certainly goes both ways. I was a relief driver on the original Bankstown Coaches’ BulletBus.

I broke the golden rule about what not to do to the freight and married one of its passengers, a pretty little 19yo gymnast that moved into the big city from the south coast. We had a mutual agreement about free rides.

She is now 32+gst.

Daz